事件 蔡炎培

事件　　蔡炎培（情情敬錄）

某夜
我的身邊有個人
喝醉酒
他說：「比得潘，擲毫而定罷！」
結果，他輸了
我被選為首席的華人代表
派去推開那道門
發現一個很資本主義的口*

一九六九

*Hamlet: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.

Ophelia: What is, my lord?

Hamlet: Nothing (Elizabethan slang for “genitalia”, e.g. Much Ado About Nothing, evidently derived from the pun of a woman having “nothing” between her legs).